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THANX AND A HAT TIP…
Dec 17th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…to Steve Mandich, whose blog contains a lovely rave review of Vanishing Seattle.

POWER MONGERING DEPT.
Dec 17th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

Following Thursday night’s local weather madness, those of us here in bodacious Belltown have gotten to enjoy the miracle that is underground wiring on this ides-of-December weekend, while the unfortunates in Wallingford, Seward Park, Bellevue, and more remote points froze in the dark for one or more nights due to the proclivities of several inconsiderate trees to get themselves strewn across power lines. It just goes to show you: There are distinct advantages to living in the middle of civilization.

THIS ISN’T TO SAY there weren’t any impacts of Windstorm 2006 in our little corner o’ the world. Downtown retailers were blessed/cursed on Dec. 15 with shoppers who couldn’t get their gifts at, say, Bellevue Square. Seattle Center, the Aquarium, etc. were stuffed with parents escorting young’uns whose schools had shut down for the day. Hotel lobbies were stuffed with stranded travelers and ordinary folk with no place else to go. Workplaces and holiday parties in town included many women who (needlessly) apologized for the inability to apply their makeup or style their hair in their de-electrified homes. Many who lived in places with power but worked in places without it got an involuntary day off. Restaurants, coffee houses, and bars serviced many customers whose fridges, coffee makers, stoves, etc. had gone phhhfft.

And, perhaps most significantly, Friday was A Day Without Newspapers. The Seattle Times Co.’s suburban plant was blacked out. No Friday P-Is were finished or distributed. A few thousand Times copies made their way to a relative few downtown stores and vending boxes.

Folks who still had the juice at home had to settle for Web sites (including those of the knocked-out newspapers), TV and radio. The disempowered had to be informed by battery radios, car radios, and hand-cranked radios, or by laptops brought to WiFi-enabled coffee houses.

(Sidebar: Apparently, the phone lines at KUOW were swamped all weekend by angry callers, justifiably miffed at the station’s on-air interviews with folks who offered power-outage survival tips but then rattled off the URLs of Web sites for more information. What, you mean everybody doesn’t have a stack of fully-charged backup laptop batteries and a satellite broadband connection?)

On Saturday, the local papers came back, but in truncated 36-page editions. That page count would have been enough to provide the regular Saturday Times and P-I “news holes,” except that the Times Co. decided to make up some of the money it had lost on Friday, and stuffed both Saturday papers full of ads. In the remaining 12 and a half or so pages, both papers’ editors crammed as much storm coverage as they could, leaving little or no space for sports, business news, editorials, comics, TV listings, puzzles, or (oddly enough) the weather.

By Sunday, the Times plant and product were back to normal. But was the civic discourse fatally disrupted? Would more folks start buying the NY Times just to get assured access to the NYT crossword? Would more readers migrate online and dump the dead-tree editions? Would that aggravate the Times Co.’s drive to kill the P-I? Will mass-market newsprint be more quickly relegated to the great recycle bin of media history? Stay tuned.

BRIEFLY IN OTHER NEWS: We must say goodbye this month to Bud Tutmarc, one of the unsung heroes of Northwest music. He’d spent most of his career as a church musical director, but in the ’50s he’d invented an improved Hawaiian-style pedal steel guitar, one of the key steps toward the electric guitars we know and love today.… Apparently the Nintendo Wii, the new video game console with handheld wireless remote controls, can be dangerous in the wrong hands. A Dec. 14 AP dispatch from Seattle reported how local player Janna Baker, during an energetic round of a Wii bowling game, flung her “Wiimote” until it “glanced off her coffee table, snapped its wrist strap, and hurtled into her flat-screen TV.” The company’s coming out with stronger wrist straps.

VANISHING SEATTLE UPDATE
Dec 12th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey


Spent six hours today convincing stores to carry our lovely new book. Here’s a fabulous promo display at that un-disappeared Seattle landmark, Ye Olde Curiosity Shop.

FIRST-DAY DEPT.
Dec 11th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

Vanishing Seattle is now out, at least in some stores. I’m going on a sales junket around town in the morning to make sure it gets stocked prominently in your local book outlet.

SAVE THIS DATE
Dec 7th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

A special sudden Vanishing Seattle release party will be held Tuesday, Dec. 19, 6:30-8 p.m., at the fabulous Epilogue Books in beautiful bodacious Ballard. Be there.

OLIVER REICHENSTEIN,…
Dec 6th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…an Anglophone web designer based in Japan, discusses “What Internet workers can learn from the old Greeks.”

FABULOUS NEWS!!
Dec 6th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

Our latest book Vanishing Seattle exists! I’ve seen a copy, and it’s damned beautiful if I do say so myself.

It will appear in local stores starting Monday. It’s already available for preorder from Amazon (check the link near the upper left corner of this page). Every home should have one. Seriously.

Yes, there will be a release party, but it will probably occur after the holiday season so all of you can attend. Watch this space for further details.

BORAT'S COUSIN (really!)…
Dec 5th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…postulates that people just might choose their mates based partly on an unconscious to be of one mind.

FRANK COCCOZZELLI POSITS…
Dec 4th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…that the “religious right” is oxymoronic by nature, because neoconservative philosophy is inherently anti-Christian.

JOHN KRICFALUSI'S…
Dec 4th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…misguided Ren and Stimpy “adult” revival show was a flop, but he’s still a great scholar of cartooning and animation. His personal blog provides an ongoing lesson in these deceptively simple looking art forms. A recent entry on the Chuck Jones short Inki and the Minah Bird lauds Jones for having “the idea to constantly try new things and experiment and always be restless and never satisfied with anything. I might be the last person on earth who remembers the concept of ‘progress’ as a positive thing, a concept that just a few decades ago was the American philosophy that made the country the greatest, most influential and fastest moving nation in history.”

Of course, that same idea of “progress” has caused the film in question to become banned from authorized screenings and TV showings, due to the questionable racial portrayal of the African hunter boy Inki.

NEIL SINHABABU EXPLAINS…
Dec 4th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…why females, including female politicians, should not be slandered with demeaning references to sex organs and sexual activity: “I don’t understand why I should regard vaginas with the negative attitude that the metaphorical use suggests…. every interaction that I have had with a vagina in my life has been a positive one.”

HERE'S A PEEK…
Dec 1st, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…at the exhibit of gingerbread houses at the City Center building downtown. This year’s display is a highly appropriate benefit for the Juvenile Diabetes Foundation.

HOW WOULD TECHIES…
Nov 30th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…save the printed newspaper? They wouldn’t.

SOMEBODY IN RUSSIA…
Nov 25th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…really loves old-time American toys and board games. So do I.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY
Nov 22nd, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

“Fence of toilets along Soap Lake course upsets golfers.” Yeah, it’s an art installation. And a neighborhood dispute.

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